AND BUY THIS BOOK!!!
You’ll thank me… trust me. I’m not even a quarter of the way through and I’ve already laughed myself silly. Maybe it’s the kinship I have with The Bloggess (Jenny Lawson) over crazy psycho turkeys (a story for another day), but this book. Is. Hilarious. Plus it’s got the Beyonce story in there. Who doesn’t want to read that 1,000,000 times??
End of story.